Angry Jesus

“Beware of a Capitalist System in America”

Kardova — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:49:38 +0000

The Pyramid of Capitalist System is a provocative illustration of the hierarchical system of capitalist rule in America. In this beautifully colored portrait, the artist depicts the multiple tiers of working class oppression. At the top of the pyramid sits the state, which serves the interests of the ruling class and functions under capitalism as the protector of private wealth and property. Below the state stand the religious leaders, clergymen, and preachers of false consciousness who encourage obedience to and acceptance of the status quo, entreating the working masses to accept their ordained fate and seek their just rewards not on earth but in that glorious hereafter. If obedience cannot be encouraged it will surely be enforced by the members of the next tier. As events in Homestead and Pullman clearly testified, the police and militia had as their objective not the protection of "the people," but rather the protection of capital from "the people." Beneath the military sit the parasite class, the bourgeoisie, who exploit the toilers of the world and profit by their labor power. Beneath it all, bearing the weight of the entire system, are the workers who produce all things fundamental to the perpetuation of life and the continuation of this system. Thus, in addition to illustrating the multi-layered oppression and exploitation of workers, this image also begs the question, "what would happen to capitalism if the workers simply withdrew their support?"

Hiatus

admin — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 23:58:18 +0000

I must apologize to my loyal readers for not informing you of Angry Jesus’ hiatus. Aside from my somewhat recent move, I’m currently working on a couple of musical projects that I need to focus on. Believe me, I will be back and even while working on these other things, I’ve been writing outlines and jotting down scenarios for everyone’s favorite agitated Son of God.

Keep checking back in the very near future…I’ll be back…and trust me, it’ll be worse than ever.

~DisFiggad

Angry Jesus – Merry Festivus To All!

admin — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 05:56:29 +0000

Angry Jesus – Episode 4

admin — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:07:05 +0000

Man Law – Learn It, Live It…you jackass…

admin — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:04:42 +0000

Jesus gets pissed at men who do not adhere to man-law. One of the oldest, most sacred and deeply embedded of these being the Men’s Room Urinal Law. There are a strict set of rules governing which urinal to use whenever nature calls. At a glimpse, women will think that the decision of which urinal to use is arbitrary and chaotic when, in fact the rules are quite rigid and extremely logical. So logical in fact that given the time, we could break it down to a true-false (0/1) algorithm…but Angry Jesus cares not about the intricacies of Digital Logic and statistically speaking, I’m sure most of my readers feel the same way as he does.

The following situation is a cardinal offense:

1.) A men’s room has only 3 urinals
2.) All 3 spots are empty
3.) A jackass walks in and chooses to use the urinal in the middle
4.) When this ass-maggot dies, he’s going to Hell.

Seems mundane, doesn’t it ladies?

Well, no…it isn’t.

What this behavior does is force the next gentleman who comes in while that middle urinal is in use to make a tough decision. Venture further into the men’s room to find a stall or *shudder* post up right next to this asshole who’s father didn’t raise him correctly. Had he been provided with a proper male role-model, he would know that he should’ve taken the empty urinal on either end and NOT the one in the middle…Goddamn scallywag.

Below is a very simple set of guidelines for those of you who are unfamiliar with such trifles:

1.) Maximize the space between you and another individual
2.) If you MUST be right next to someone try not to take a space where you are nestled in between two people. (i.e. you may be forced to be right next to someone on your left but try to make sure no one is on your right unless they are two urinals away)
3.) Make the quickest exit possible

Simple, no? There are more logical things to take into account for more complex situations but those are the three main ones. With such simple guidelines to follow, one has to wonder why so many moronic men chose to fight against their instinct. The answer isn’t that difficult to deduce – women have known it since the dawn of man: guys are dicks.

Angry Jesus – Episode 3

admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:16:27 +0000

Angry Jesus – Episode 2

admin — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 17:58:21 +0000

Angry Jesus Music & Media

**"For a man, He has very nice nails!"

Angry Jesus…Its what’s for dinner!

admin — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:26:37 +0000

Angry Jesus Music & Media
Angry Jesus…work safe.
…unless you work in a Church.

~disfiggad

Angry Jesus – Episode 1

admin — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:08:42 +0000

Angry Jesus Music & Media

A special thanks goes out to my boy Mark who helped make this whole process A LOT faster! Appreciate it, man…one.

I think…

admin — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:34:59 +0000

I think Michael Jackson faked his own death so he could kill Ted Kennedy. You’re a clever one, M.J. …clever indeed…

~disfiggad